It's true! I found my soul mate!

Oh! That's rich! Where have you been all my life you glorious creature?



Wow, your lips are so soft and they taste like the delicious lasagna I ate earlier..



Mmmmmm... the sweet taste of forbidden siamese twin sex.



That's right. You're a star. And I'm a star fucker.*



No way! You were on the varsity tongue wrestling team? I played on the varsity tongue wrestling team!

Or how about an animated gif of the sordid makeout scene? Damn I love me some macbook.


The dream threesome - me, me and mac.

*Joke stolen entirely from the amazing Sarah Silverman in Jesus is Magic.