23 March 2007

R. Kelly wants you to Double Up!


Best scene here? The last one, where he is crowned.

Oh, R. Kelly. Why must you be so very enigmatic and ghettofabulous?

This has been posted several times as a MySpace bulletin (yes, R. Kelly is one of my 79 dearest friends), always asking people to call him at 'The Chocolate Factory'.

Reason 9162 that he is the greatest creature in the world of entertainment.

And yes, dear listeners, I do plan to call him.

I will adopt the tobacco-voice of Selma Bouvier and the accent of a pregnant Southern teen. I will ask him to come take a tour of my Chocolate Factory. Then I will pause and say 'By which I mean my lady part'. Then I will again pause and say 'By which I mean my cooter'.

I will spend every single long distance minute of my calling plan on him. Such is the depth of my love.

Addendum: Oh, so so awesome. They have the calls actually playable from his myspace page. I am currently losing my mind. I will try to audio capture them and share them with you all.

22 March 2007

Federally Mandated Beckstar Photo Break

Today's episode will be particularly fruitful, as I haven't been posting photos regularly.

So without further ado...


Erin and Dale got married!


More fun at the ErinDale wedding.


Damn I'm a beautiful bride. This one from the out of control stagette.


A week later? It's the inestimable Blondicorn (Sam)'s birthday!


And we developed the power to astrally project.


An art party occurred. Randy (artist) is on right. His stuff is really good.


Springtiiime... and the living is easy.


My brother got grills. He's the coolest. If you don't know, now you know.


My good friend Kermit rules. Here he is stuffed to the grills with my sushi pillows.

Koreagraphy



The song? Extremely forgettable.
The video? Well played Faithless, well played.

If you like hundreds of matching Korean acrobats dancing to techno interspersed with communist imagery, you will love this.

If you don't... seriously, do I even have to finish that sentence?

Random Faux-German Amazingness



Seriously though... wow.

Rube Goldberg meets Nintendo