What R.Kelly really means by the 'V.I.P. tour' of his crib...

It's funny - I've been meaning to post the ode to R. Kelly for a while, and then just now as I was listening to pandora, one of the many gems in the vault came on: Break Up (That's All We Do) It's a pretty mainstream joint from the album with Jay-Z, but the lyrics below killed me. Note how he masterfully transitions from a generic sexual scenario to something that's pure R. Kelly.

[R. Kelly]
Seems we're always arguing, but
Right after the arguing we have, sex
Sex with best friends
From the bathroom to the kitchen (we sex)
From the kitchen to living room (we sex)
From the living room to upstairs (we sex)
Upstairs to the attic (we sex)
Attic to the basement (we sex)
From the basement to the car garage (we sex)
Garage to the back of the Jeep (we sex)
Bicycle to the treadmill (we sex)
Even over by the dirty lawnmower (we sex)
The neighbors and the dogs are lookin crazy (we sex)
I don't care because you're my baby (we sex)
It's our house, and we can have sex (we sex)
anytime we want to (we sex)

Okay now seriously - by the dirty lawnmower?!?

R.Kelly, how I love you. So until I can complete the tribute album/column/post, keep digging in the R. Kelly vaults. The man is solid gold.