Happy birthday dear blog... *and an apology to my readers...

HOLY CRAP FRIENDS!!! THE BECKSTAR HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN BLOGGING FOR A YEAR!!!!

Artist's depiction of the Beckstar and her loyal fan base

Wow. The memories...

... let's think back to the highlights, lowlights, and greatest moments that led you, my lonely and hapless readers to your current point of desperate obsession with The Beckstar and her Magical Republic of Unquenchability.


Speaking of which...

A MEA CULPA

So Blogger's been riding my jock for like three months now to switch to new, Google-run Blogger. Those bitches.

Last night they put The Beckstar in a headlock and forced me to do it. It was an ugly scene, dear readers, but The Beckstar finally consented and will not be pressing charges.

Moving on, upon my first login, New Blogger showed me the many, many comments that were sitting, awaiting approval. I forgot I had changed the settings to require that.

The vast majority were for cheap Cialis, but some were from you! Dear readers, desperate to suckle at the teat of fame that is The Beckstar, I shant let you down again!

So, they're all posted, the comments are now good to go. It won't happen again, I assure you. The Republic's legal team is far too inept for me to break promises.

One love! Stay tuned for more liberally applied disco sparkles.

I think it all might be going to my head! The Metro write-ups! The street-cred! The free designer handbags! Someone stage an intervention! This is not a cry for help! This is the real thing!