Dear Penthouse: I'd just defeated Bowser when...

Okay now seriously.

A basement-recorded hip hop track about getting Mario laid, set to visuals from various Nintendo games?

It's like my subconscious has a YouTube account.


Note: This video is NSFW. Which means Not safe for work, BTW.
Which means by the way, FYI.
Which means For your information. I'm just saying!