Am I the only one...

... who looks at these images of Pete Goldlust's carved crayons, and thinks 'man, this guy really needs to get laid.'?


Each crayon here represents, I estimate, 10 hours that would have been better spent pleasing a woman. Or man. Or whoever - hey, like Digital Underground said... dowhatchalike!


Some of his polymer clay work. These look less like turds than a lot of his other work in this media. Pretty, ethereal turds... but still...


From a 2005 collaboration with artist Julie Hughes, entitled Turned Out and Doubled Over