So it was fake-nounced today on imdb that they are moving forward with the Arrested Development movie. I'm waiting until I hear this from a more credible source, but in the meantime, check out this amazing gallery of Arrested Development gif's.
I lol'd all over the place when I found these on oh no they didn't.
The video for LSGHLS just came out, which is just one of the great songs on Santogold's eponymous album.
It and another cut, appear below. Yay!
Beckstar blog lovin' Lil' Wayne.
Beckstar blog what the hell is he talking about at 0:55?
Beckstar blog Weezy invented a new style of talking.
Beckstar blog I am seriously considering replacing R Kelly with Wayne in my heart.
Beckstar blog Weezy considers good sex to be a job.
Beckstar blog how do I become one of Weezy's goons?
Beckstar blog WOW WOW WOW.
Beckstar blog watching this video over and over while hungover from Pride fun.
Beckstar blog you will love this.
Hello Becca.
I am concerned you may be missing and if I don't hear from you within 24-48 hours I will have to consider you missing and will report you to the Police and our Realty Watch network which fans out to all members of the Real Estate Boards in Canada.
Alan the building manager and I have discussed that this seems very un-characteristic of you therefore we must follow our suspicions.
Sent from my BlackBerry device on the Rogers Wireless Network
Facebook ads suck sometimes. I mainly get ones about tightening my abs and reminding me that I'm '29 and still single'. Well you know what, Facebook? I'd rather be single than married to someone and trolling the service below...
Now this is real nice.
This ad is massively offensive, mainly in that it entirely equates 'the wrong woman' with 'the wrong-sized woman' (not to mention that, judging by the wedding photo in the ad, the wife LOOKED LIKE THAT WHEN HE MARRIED HER).
But let's talk about the website - ashleymadison.com, which describes itself as the world’s #1 Married Dating service specifically for ATTACHED men and women who are looking to have an Extra-marital Affair. Ummmmm... ick.
At the end of the day, I am a believer in live and let live when it comes to consenting adults. It just strikes me that the time and energy spent 'winking' at sexy marrieds on this site could be much better spent either:
a) talking to/shagging one's spouse
b) filing for divorce
The site's excellent press room features a ton of articles in support of the site, and while I certainly am not surprised this Canadian venture has become moderately successful (from 50,000 to 350,000 users over the last 5 years) it kind of seems like the refuge for the pathetic.
What happened to hotel bars, anyway?
This is so good.
Anyone with experience in the agency world will relate to this. Brilliant!
This trailer made me laugh really hard.
It looks like a cinematic experience on the level with Crossroads, Glitter and Baby Geniuses. All of which I saw in the theatre. Don't judge me.
But just to hang out. Maybe drink lemonade. Certainly not to write and act hours of Buffy/Dr. Horrible slash fanfic.
Oh Joss, you make me want to do evil.
So, anyhow - Joss Whedon created and wrote/produced Buffy - the best television show of all time, period. What Tarantino is to action film, Joss is to genre television - deep fans of their medium, their projects are a blend of homage and original creation, playing to a populist audience but with rich payoff for smarter/deeper viewers, and done with so much fun they make it look easy. Love the Joss.
So, during last year's writer strike, instead of getting bloated and lying around the California coastline, he wrote, produced and directed (with collaboration from his brother and some others) a three-part supervillian musical miniseries called Dr. Horrible, starring Neil Patrick Harris. Love the Joss.
It was broadcast online only, for free (although after this weekend it is supposed to be only on iTunes - $4) as an experiment in alternate distribution and, as Joss describes in a LA Times interview, to create an Internet event for the fans (and others) to enjoy because we enjoyed it so much Mission accomplished. The first installment was successful enough to crash the servers and, most importantly, is an amazing, compelling, hella fun little bit of cinema.
In the same interview, Joss mentions that he is doing a musical commentary for this, which is pretty much the best idea ever. LOVE THE JOSS.
You should go watch it right now.
...but what y'all call beef is not beef at all.
I don't know if you're following the old skool versus new skool beef between Ice-T and Soulja Boy, but if not, the Beckstar provides.
The play by play goes as follows: Ice-T disses Soulja Boy on the MixTape, Soulja Boy responds with video, Ice-T answers in kind. Kanye chimes in. Enjoy:
Ice-T --> "Soulja Boy - let me talk about Soulja Boy. I know you're young enough to be my kid, but you singlehandedly killed hip hop"
Soulja Boy --> "Real talk though. Mr T. you gots to- you must understand, shit is different now. When you was born, niggas was still driving in wood cars, god-damn Walmart wasn't made yet, you know. There wasn't no internet, there wasn't no video cameras to record this, to diss your whole ass on."
Ice-T --> "If any war, it's going to be good hip hop versus bad hip hop, you understand what I'm saying? And if there has to be a war on that battlefield, then' I'm proud to be the general, nigga. And I will never shoot a round off."
So I was reminiscing on one of my most popular posts - reviews of animated gifs of cats, and was inspired to log a similar entry. This time dragons.
This was an interesting project, because it highlighted a clear lack of understanding in our culture of what exactly a dragon is. Let's start with
Yes. Dragons are flying, fire-breathing badasses. If this gif included some burning villagers, it would be pretty much perfect.
Turds with faces.
Sexy alligators.
Interested in world events, sports, editorials or comics. In fact, I'm pretty sure that dragons can't read. Period.
Bats with pants.
This is a gyrating freak show. 
And then we have my personal favourite. Again... WTF?
Where has this show been all my life?
It's called She's Got the Look, and is totally Top Model for the MILF set. What else do you need to know?
a) it's hilarious - a woman talks, in her audition, about her lifelong dream of posing with a lion styled like a siamese twin. And she's definitely not kidding.
b) it's proof that age does not equal maturity - one of the women freaks out after losing a competition and rants "I know why you won, and it's SUPERFICIAL". In a modelling competition. Brillance.
c) beyond belief MILF-iness. One of the women, when asked to share her 'darkest secret', admits that she likes younger guys... eighteen year old guys, and another says that she made her sons sign a contract never to love anyone as much as her.
d) hot, hot, hot ladies. Seriously - these women are smoking. Check it:
You can watch the whole business online on the TV Land 'She's got the Look' site, and I highly recommend that you check you at least the first episode.
Or check out the 'best moments' compilation prepared by one of my favourite bloggers - Tracie Egan.
MILFs for life!
This went viral a while back, so you've likely seen it, but I've got to repost as it's hella funny, and really, really worth the six minutes.
It's a video entitled An Engineer's Guide to Cats, and while it is certainly that, it is also a perfect example of how engaging a low budget and an engaging personality can be.
Corporal cuddling is seriously an amazing concept
I've written before about the unique magic of cat owners, and this is a prime example.
