Let me count the ways:
1.
Fashionable by nature? Did the agency phone that one in or what? Talk about thinking up a tagline while driving to the meeting.
2. Spiders. Gross.
3. Conceptually, what the hell does this have to do with the product? What does it even say? IT DOESN'T COMPUTE!
4. Spiders. My personal nemeses.
Gee, I can't imagine how this image would be alarming to users of this product