Quote of the Week Archive

This is obviously going to be an ongoing post. As the weeks go, so too do the words that capture the spirit of our cherished time together.

April 13th - August 9, 2007 (maybe this isn't really a weeeeekly feature anymore...Somebody told me Cheez Whiz is like two ingredients away from garbage bags.Bernadette

March 30th - April 12th, 2007:You look a little haggard in some of the new photos on your blog.Rob, drunk at 6:30pm.

January 22nd - March 29th, 2007:I mean, it's January. At least in Canada it is, and-"

"It's January everywhere in the world."

"Well yeah, except for Australia"

"Uhhh..."
Drunken interchange outside my window.

January 15th - 22nd, 2007:
I mean, where are you going to put that?!? It's a giant shoe!
Claudia, referring to giant shoe chair dildo machine at sex show.

January 1st - 15th, 2007:
There were so many funny quotes at the insane Biltmore New Year's party. What a good sign for the year to come! Witness the following:

Man, you should wash your lips.
Guy to friend: 12:03 am.

I've got a stripper pole in my living room. Aaaand a tanning bed.
Girl with nearly invisible shirt on shocks all within earshot.

Husband? You're too foxy to have a husband!
Guy who wanted a challenge.

Chris has a hottie farm. And it's called Langley.
Teenage girl to friend in bathroom.

Yeah, my new nipple piercing is totally infected. I can only breastfeed out of this one now.
Unseen girl to friends in bathroom stall.

December 24th, 2006 - January 1, 2007:
Can I have a donkey box?
Li Yuan, asking for her cake to go.

December 17th - December 24th, 2006:
She is a sensual hurricane.
narrator of Ultimate Hollywood Blonde, on Heidi Klum.

December 3rd - December 10th, 2006:
I mean if you're around goats all the time, eventually you're going to be like 'hey - sex with goats. I wonder...'
me, talking myself into a disturbing corner during a workplace discussion of Tom Ellison

November 26th - December 3rd, 2006:
Do Canadians like champagne?
Random dude at Rebar in Seattle, about 10 minutes before we drunkenly left him waiting on the curb

November 19th - November 26th, 2006:
I am from Russia and we get so many problems with water. You get used to it. It’s not a big deal. It’s always brown in Russia.
Vladimir Burakov, Vancouver resident, on the 'boil water' terror

November 12th - November 19th, 2006:
This is Donna
And not Madonna
And I wanna wanna be
the voice of West Beverly.
Donna Martin, rhyming her audition for school DJ on 90210. Help! I'm falling into a 90210 sink-hole!

November 5th - November 12th, 2006:
Hey - you spawned it, you wrangle it.
Cam, on parents of kids at Science World

October 30th - November 5th, 2006:
People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is the preening.
Jack Handey [Deep Thought]

October 23th - 30th, 2006:
Did you know that Americans eat more Skittles in one day than Canadians do in a whole year?
Nathan

October 16th - 23rd, 2006:
A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Antoine de Saint-Exupery

October 9th - 16th, 2006:
Hey - so your boyfriend work nights a lot? It's looking good for Guillarmo!
Guillarmo: a wasted Italian guy that leapt out from behind a parked car to attempt seduction.

October 2nd - 9th, 2006:
Why are you partying so much? Are you some kind of party person? What is there to get so excited about?
My Mom