Is it a bit too Mark Chapman...

... to suggest that R. Kelly is sending me personal messages through photo and video appearances in comedy shows and other media?

Hmmmm, yeah... I guess it is. Well then, I'm out of explanations:



Right? Becuase I was totally going to make out and have butt sex to r&b jams in a random gastown bar on Wednesday! How weird is that?!?*

*Trying to make the truth sound like a sarcastic comment.