Hold that elevator, ye whoreson bilge rat!

Aarrrgh. I cannot believe me forgot that today be Talk Like a Pirate Day.



What a worthsome curr I be.

In ye spirit of thar day, I send ye scurvy mateys to find ye pirate name and shout a big aargh to these yonder skies.

Yers,
Dirty Bess Kidd,
swaggering lass of thundering treasure chest and amazin' booty.